Beach Bum

Your home is wherever the ocean is. You measure time in tides. Your stress level drops 30% the moment you smell salt air. Your friends know that "yeah let's drive to the coast" is the only group plan you'll commit to without complaint. Your superpower: knowing that almost nothing is as urgent as it seems. Your shadow side: sometimes you escape rather than face. The waves will still be there next month — handle the thing first.